sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

uberthesniper:

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasow

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

There’s been someone stabbed for being a Yes voter,there’s Nazi salutes and Chants happening,cuffles with the police, fascism, bigotry, hatred, intolerance, Saltire burning and young women being terrorized on the street.

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

shittier:

the third wheel 

shittier:

the third wheel 

x x x

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

gothiccharmschool:

sizvideos:

Video

Why yes, I covet this desk. Of course I do. 

sextbang:

i’ve never met barry kramer but i trust him

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